If you can correctly pronounce every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud. Try them yourself.

theoodoneout:

crimsun:

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Well then, a Frenchwoman can speak better English than 90% of native English-speakers.

(via heretherebewildthings)

seventhtable:

thewomanwhoconsults:

forgetyeahcomics:

Romeo and Juliet is not a love story it’s a cautionary tale about how everything would be better if you would just chill the fuck out

‘Everything would be better if you would just chill the fuck out’ - every play ever written by Shakespeare

“Yo, Hamlet. Chill the fuck out about your dad.”

“Yo, King Lear. Chill the fuck out about your daughters.”

“Yo, Othello. Chill the fuck out about your wife.”

(Source: punkasfrick, via tinydragongina)